child labor

Dear Sir:

Thank you for contacting us regarding the recent accusation that we use child labor in our day care facility.  

Hunter, I told you we shouldn't have been jumping on the bed.

I can assure you that the children that are entrusted into our good hands and kind hearts receive nothing but the best treatment. 

Hunter, that thing isn't going to get you!

You're welcome to visit our day care facility any time you feel it's necessary to check on the welfare of these children.

You missed a spot, Hunter.  Then YOU do it, Ellis!

Please call before dropping by so we can ensure the house is in order.    

Sincerely,
No Babies Were Hurt Day Care

The clock says it's time to quit now, Hunter. 

What can I say, they WANTED to vacuum!